I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
It was confusing and full of hummus
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
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the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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