im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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