She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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