Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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