life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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