but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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