is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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