yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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