We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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