My brain says no but my pants say off.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
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I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
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side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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