He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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