we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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