we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
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I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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