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ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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