I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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