I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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