I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Randomize