You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
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We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
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Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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