He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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