I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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