White coat. Heels.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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