like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
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You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
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I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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