At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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