Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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