I'm gonna have a badass scar
I need help removing her.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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