all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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