Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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