I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
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