Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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