...so i touched it.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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