i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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