in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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