You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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