I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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