HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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