If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
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I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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