You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
