I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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