you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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