I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
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