You're completely useless in the revolution.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
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Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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