I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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