Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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