i don't like sucking hair
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
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we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
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I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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