I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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