ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I need a burrito and a hug.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Randomize
