I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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