My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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