Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i think i have herpe
just one?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
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U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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