did you get engaged???
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
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You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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