I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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