just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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