I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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