You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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