Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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