I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
These Attractive Criminals Took Sexy Mugshots That Made Them Famous
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.